Friday, August 25, 2006

Amare Stoudemire and Boris Diaw Like the Pink Taco

I wonder what their favorite position to eat Pink Taco is? Now don't get all 'but Amare has a child' on me because Amare and Boris were attending the Pink Taco restaurant grand opening in Scottsdale. Recent Cardinals spoiled pretty boy first round draft pick Matt Leinart was also seen at the function acting a fool hanging out with Suns 'future of the NBA' Amare Stoudemire. Leinart probably sneaked in was invited since the Pink Taco restaurant has placed a bid for the naming rights of the Cardinals new stadium.

God I hope this stadium deal goes through. The comedic potential is boundless. Plus the Pink Taco looks pretty fun. At least from their website it does. Phoenix residents will need some light-hearted jokes once they see that the Cardinals still suck. All the good press in the world won't help this team win. Please use this post as the official Pink Taco Stadium joke thread. No seriously, leave a joke. Now. I wonder if you can get a footlong hotdog in the Pink Taco? I wonder how well the grass will be groomed in the Pink Taco? Anyways, here is how the event unfolded:

Blond: Do you like the taste of a Pink Taco?

Boris: You know I'm French, right?

Blond: Tee hee hee, yeah. Why?

Boris: We pretty much invented the French Kiss.

Blond: Hee hee like yeah.

Boris: I have an ambidextrous tongue. Follow me.

Blond:
K



Amare: I'm only doing this for the PR and the food.

Leinart: Oh man, this is so awesome. You're Amare. Fucking. Stoudemire.

Amare: Get your hand off me boy. Don't you know I could dunk your ass?

Leinart: So does this mean we're friends? Can I text you?

Amare: Didn't you date Paris Hilton? Doesn't she have herpes or some shit? Listen boy, you ain't nothing to me. You got an overinflated ego despite never playing a single NFL game. You's just an offspring.

Well there you have it. Boris and Amare had a good time and Matt Leinart is a douche made an appearance too.

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3 Comments:

At 11:27 AM, Blogger SunsGossip said...

I'll have to get back to you. Right now... I am.. without. speech.

 
At 7:00 AM, Anonymous EX LAKER HATER said...

OK...so I came home from a wonderful day with my Mom who is visiting me from far away....ONLY to find out that the Suns are trying to make the DUMBEST trade I've ever heard of! Getting rid of Marion for Shaq is like trading a stallion for a donkey! This is the most ridiculous idea I've heard of! You have ruined my day....and honestly...I don't know how to cheer for the Suns with an EX-LAKER! UUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH! This is dispicable!

 
At 2:27 AM, OpenID helpmestartauniversity.com said...

Hi there,

I created the Pink Taco restaurant & bar concept and opened the original in May 1998 -- a year before the Mortons opened theirs.

The controversy and community response to their version is tame compared to what I faced in ultra-conservative Manhattan, Kansas. We had aggressive picketers, petitioners, hate letters, anonymous threats, an onslaught of negative letters-to-the-editor, and police
discrimination.

There were many stories in the local papers. The ABC affiliate out of Topeka came to Manhattan and did an on-site story that ran state-wide on the evening news, and the CBS affiliate invited us to join them in-studio for their half-hour morning show (which we declined since things were spiraling out of control).

I would do Internet searches at the time that would call up page after page of hits about me and my store. My Pink Taco dominated the regional news and spread nationwide through online postings and reprinted stories in towns across the country.

Anyway, I have written an article recounting the history of the original Pink Taco and the intense controversy it caused (complete with pictures and links to about a dozen of the news stories). You can read it on my blog if you're interested:
http://helpmestartauniversity.com/2008/04/17/the-amazing-true-story-of-the-original-pink-taco-restaurant-bar/

James W. Sperman

 

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