Robert Sarver Officially a Phoenician

Suns 'managing partner,' Robert Sarver, officially gave the city of San Diego a big foam eff off as he recently purchased a home in Paradise Valley. Sarver is an Arizona native and he has many business interests here. Surely the home cost a gazillion dollars and the heat can't bother him because he probably has air-conditioned underwear. If not, what the hell else is he spending all his money on? They haven't filled all the roster spots and we could use another big man for important late-game situations such as hack-a-Shaq, whack-a-Wallace, and yank-a-Yao (mangle-a-Ming?). He reinforces my opinion of him as being frugal when he says

I go to the bank office to make the money and I go to the arena office to spend the money, (Sarver joked)

I don't see why the team can't just proposition one of those international PF/C's that have been giving Team USA so much trouble. I'm not sure but a couple million dollars and the chance to play in the NBA sounds pretty enticing to me. What about that Argentinian Walter Hermann? He's been playing pretty good, right? I don't know it just seems like there are is a lot of talent out there and the 12th man wouldn't play much anyways. Who else is left that could make an impact?