Since I'm late always fashionably late to the party, you probably already know about the Suns little media day podcast thing that
went down this past Friday. Well I was a little excited, to say the least, since the offseason is almost officially over and we get down to talking some serious basketball. Media day was held in the U.S. Airways Center and most Suns players were in attendance to chat with the media and do some interviews. Tom Leander and Ced Ceballos were the main personalities for this but before the 'cast was in swing I emailed my main Suns associate from
Suns Gossip to see if she was ready for this epic broadcast. Here is how it went down, I will add comments in italics.
Rising Suns (RS): Are you going to watch the Media Day video on
Suns.com today, in a half hour? I'm on it like a fat kid in the buffet line.
Suns Gossip (SG): helllz yes! I'm on it like black on beans.
SG: awww we love D'Antoni. I think I'll change my profile pic to show my D'Antoni tattoo.
SG: Raja's hair is *perfect.*
RS: Haha, Raja must have got his fade on this morning. How about Barbosa? I bet all the ladies are all *aww how cute* right about now.
SG: Yeah, Barbosa's a cutie, but you know my heart belongs to Boris. If I had to pick a second place it would definitely be Raja.
RS: James Jones has been working out. Raja was pretty hilarious.
SG: Oh my gosh I know I've been staring at those arms.
RS: This is awesome, I think we need to team up for a Suns podcast in the future.
SG: Hahahahaha that would be bananas.
RS: Tom Leander is long winded.
SG: Yeah, I wish Quiet Storm would take over the interviews instead.
Quiet storm = Ced CeballosSG: Awwww loving the accent. this chick annoys me though.
Sean Marks' accent that is.
SG: Oh my word, no on cares how many bags they packed!
RS: Yeah she is annoying, what do you think the odds are that we can get Marks to link to us from his blog? What do the Suns pick up a big white dude just to write blogs every year? They need to get me on board.
I'm not big but I am pasty.
SG: There are a bunch of people on the blog, including one of the dancers. Sean Marks actually is a good writer, I was just reading his post this morning. no links thus far...
RS: Pat Burke doesn't like the new ball, Ced thinks its a girls ball. Pat Burke would DOMINATE Leander.
SG: The women's ball comment made me laugh out loud.
RS: Marcus Banks is harrassing Nash in the locker room for tips. This is a good sign.
RS: Pat Burke is the "bond" guy. He is also Barbosa's big buddy.
SG: Awww really? how cute!
RS: Casino Arizona is a new sponsor. That place is cool, during the 04-05 playoffs after a big Dallas game I went there to gamble and they were replaying the game all night on all the big screens. It was bliss. I made $100.
SG: ha, that's fantastic. that's enough to buy you, what, a single-game ticket? did you end up getting any kind of season package?
RS: No season package for me this season. My lucrative blog career isn't paying too many bills. Jumaine Jones really reminds me of Charles Barkley.
RS: "As long as it's round it can go in the basket." Jumaine on the new ball - Priceless!
SG: Hahahaha I was just thinking the same thing. and he just spat a quality Barkleyism, regarding the new ball: "as long as it's round, it go in the basket." Preach, Jumaine!
SG: jinx!
RS: Vinny Del Negro won an Italian championship too. This organization is a modern day mafia. How long until Bryan Colangelo gets the hit?
SG: I'm not going to comment in writing. google is listening, fool!
RS: Kurt Thomas > Shaq
SG: Awww do you see Eric P. has a little boo-boo on his arm?
RS: Hah, he looks like Keith Van Horn. He's like the Public Relations guy on the bench. Marks is the blogger and Piatkowski "polish hammer" or whatever is the Public Relations man.
RS: Piatkowski does yoga, pilates, and he's a pool boy!
SG: Naw, Van Horn is fugly. We like the Polish Sniper.
RS: Ced: "bad meaning good, bad meaning good." He had to explain for us boring white folk.
SG: Hahahahaha yeah he knows what time it is. He really needs take that ball out of his lap though. It looks like he's trying to hide a stain on his pants or something.
RS: Griffin on the Suns and their fans: "It's a love affair, a love affair." Does that make Phoenix one big orgy now?
SG: If Eric starts teaching them pilates...
RS: Sarver's wife is a rabid shopper. He would rather have his credit cards stolen because whoever has them couldn't charge as much as his wife. Ahhh, the tough life of a billionaire.
SG: If I was his wife I would bitch slap him with the Amex when he got home for that comment.
RS: Where is Steve, Amare, Shawn, and Boris??? I have to go to lunch! Lets get this moving, chop chop.
SG: Boris is in Europe. here comes Amare!
RS: AMARE WITH A KNEE UPDATE! He's got it all back, he just has to maintain throughout the season. EXPLOSIVENESS!!! Don't let George Bush get ahold of this video.
SG: Fool is looking ripped. maybe he will move into my #2 spot.
RS: Amare on the long flight: "pop a dvd into your Ipod..." What kind of Ipods do these guys have?!? Mine don't play DVD's.
SG: Shawn rocking the ice!!!!!!!!!!
RS: The MATRIX IS IN THE HOOOOUUUUUUSSSSSEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
!!!
SG: Someobody needs to give him a seat.
RS: Shawn is my favorite Suns character "knowwhatimsayin?"
RS: Shawn an Ced got into a little scuffle in a pickup game!!!!!! The old guys won!
SG: well, my friend, it's been real.
RS: Ok im off to lunch now.... PEACEEEE
And there you have it. A "love affair?" Maybe, lord knows we love this team. Not literally, but from a platonic sort of way. That is for me at least, I can't speak for Ms. Suns Gossip. I can't wait to see the first game in Germany against Philadelphia on TV Tuesday, October 10th on ESPN. It's about time the season got underway. I apologize for the weak post but it's Monday morning and I haven't had a chance to dig through all the new Suns news since training camp began and there is a lot. I will report back soon.
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